Kimchi joined the Miró research group in 2019. She is co-advised with the Vlaisavljevich research group. Native of South Dakota.

Higher Education: Purr-suing the Finer Things

• Whiskersworth Institute of Culinary Observation:
  • Major: Kitchen Counter Surveillance (Intensive Surveillance Techniques)
  • Thesis: "The Art of the Countertop Leap: Timing, Trajectory, and The Strategic Use of Guilt-Inducing Eyes"
  • Extracurricular: Founded the "Society of Leftover Enthusiasts," dedicated to the appreciation of unattended plates.
• The Academy of Fine Yarn:
  • Major: Advanced String Theory (with a focus on Entanglement)
  • Dissertation: "A Knotty Problem: Investigating the Complexities of Yarn-Based Entertainment and its Impact on Interior Design"
  • Practicum: Supervised the creation of elaborate yarn obstacle courses, occasionally demonstrating advanced entanglement techniques himself.
• Oxford School of Bird Studies (Distance Learning):
  • Major: Avian Behavior and Applied Distraction Methodology
  • Courses: Windowsill Stalking Techniques, Advanced Chirping for Maximum Effect, Beak-to-Glass Observation Protocols
  • Controversy: Rumors persist of secret alliances with neighborhood squirrels for advanced reconnaissance missions.

Post-Graduate Purr-suits

• The Institute of Mysterious Disappearances: Investigated the phenomenon of vanishing socks, the perplexing puzzle of missing hair ties, and the ongoing enigma of misplaced catnip mice.
• Sabbatical: Took a leisurely year-long exploration of forbidden zones like the top of the refrigerator and the highest bookshelves.
• Think Tank on Human Habits: Developed groundbreaking theories on the curious rituals of "work," the inexplicable obsession with small glowing rectangles, and the puzzling allure of closed doors.

Additional Honors and Achievements

• Knighted by the Order of the Laser Pointer for exceptional reflexes and focus.
• Recipient of the "Golden Feather Award" for outstanding contributions in avian distraction.
• Holds multiple patents for innovative napping positions, including the "Pretzel of Tranquility" and the "Hammock of Ultimate Relaxation."