Porkchop Miró

Group Pet

Porkchop joined the Miró research group in 2017. He is co-advised with the Vlaisavljevich research group. Native of Iowa.

Early Years: Kittengarten

Sandbox Studies (Honors): Exhibited unparalleled focus and a natural flair for excavation techniques.
Napping 101 (Advanced): Mastered the art of finding the sunniest spots and achieved remarkable purr-to-snooze ratios.
Toy Hunting (Dean's List): Fearless and strategic pouncing of feather-based prey; developed a reputation for ruthlessly batting around squeaky mice.

Elementary Years: The Feline Institute of Independent Learning

Birdwatching Through Windows (Thesis Work): Authored multiple screeches and disgruntled chirps on the behavior of winged subjects.
Vertical Exploration (Summa Cum Laude): Scaled bookshelves and curtains with acrobatic prowess, briefly considered changing major to Mountaineering.
The Power of "The Stare" (Special Citation): Demonstrated uncanny ability to persuade humans to provide treats through hypnotic eye contact.

High School: School of Hard Knocks (And Occasional Soft Blankets)

Negotiating with Canines 101: Developed complex evasion maneuvers against the enthusiastic neighborhood dog; begrudgingly accepted peace treaties involving shared sunbeams.
Advanced Treat Acquisition Strategies: Successfully lobbied for gourmet meals through a powerful mix of sad meows and expertly-timed ankle weaves.
Household Domination (Minor): Unofficially claimed ownership of all cardboard boxes and strategically placed laundry piles.

Continuing Education: Lifelong Learner

Master's in Patience: Currently working towards mastery in the art of waiting long hours until humans finally wake up for breakfast service.
Studies in Human Psychology: Ongoing analysis of inexplicable human behaviors like "vacuuming" and "taking baths."
Special Research Interests: Investigating the true nature of the red dot, finding all the secret nap spots, and deciphering the mysteries of the treat cupboard.

Awards and Recognitions